SHOWTIME SAYS…

Some people just aren’t smart enough to be criminals. This report on CNN talks about a group of robbers who broke into a home and snorted the cremated ashes of a man and two dogs.

Now I aint no drug expert, nor have I ever seen any cremated ashes in person, but I am almost 100% positive that those ashes weren’t anywhere near the same color as some pure cut Columbian coke.

“During the investigation, detectives learned that the ashes were taken because the suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine,” a sheriff’s department statement said.

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